onsdag 2. februar 2011

Mine kulørte venner fra Nigeria - Del 2

Virkelig, vil de bare låne meg 10 mill norske kroner? Jeg lurer litt på hva som skjer om jeg endrer valuta fra NOK til Dollar og i tillegg ber om 14 millioner?
Ingen lokale investorer har noe tro på "Luftslottet Inc", men jeg insisterer på at alle mine venner og min MOR (!) har stor tro på konseptet og jeg krysser fingrene for at dette vil overbevise dem om at jeg har en virkelig god idè. Kjell T. Ringen sin mor har jo mye troverdighet, synes du ikke?
Lurer også på om det er noe problem at jeg er arbeidsledig?


Hi Mr Duke,

thank you for your very swift reply.

I do not mean to affend you, but I have heard many bad things about financial services in Nigeria, and I am a bit concerned if you run a respected business or not. Do you have a website I can visit?

I might also be in need to take on a bigger loan that 10.000.000 dollars, do you think 14.000.000 dollars would be possible even though I'm not in business yet? I have told all my friends about "Luftslottet Inc" and they all think I have a uniqe idea and they have great believe in me, even though the local banks does not agree. Even my mum told me that I am bound to succeed due to my clever way of thinking.


What do you think, do you belive in me and my business? I am both reliable and honest, even though I'm in between jobs right now and don't have much income. I belive that if I work really hard with Luftslottet Inc I will be able to tripple the money within a short period of time.


Best Regards
Kjell T. Ringen

Man kan jo bruke et og annen adjektiv for å beskrive mine kulørte venner, men at de er flink å svare på epost, det skal de ha!

Hello,

I greatly support that you focus on this new company that you want to setup.
If you are truly determined to setup "Luftslottet Inc" then i advise that you have taken the best and wisest decision at the moment.

My company is honest and different from the bad companies in Nigeria.

I want you to understand that my company has an official website where you can see more information about us and you can also see the testimonies of some of our customers that have received loan from my company;
http://abilityinfotech.com/testimonios
I hope you will understand our sincerity.
You can apply by filling the application form provided below;


Full name:
Address:
Country:
Loan Amount Needed:
Loan Duration:
telephone number:
Occupation:
Monthly Income:
Have you applied for a loan before?

Regards,
Mr Bruce,
manager.

Var litt pussig dette her, for Mr Thomas Duke er plutselig blitt til Mr Bruce. Det er visst flere enn Kjell T. Ringen som lider av personlighetsforstyrrelser.
Uansett så har Mr Dukes alter ego stor tro på forretningskonseptet mitt, og det gleder jo et naivt norsk hjerte;-)

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